Saturday, May 1, 2010

The Greatest Pickup Line Ever Made

The greatest pickup line ever made
His name was Big Jake and hers was Jade
He said, “I’ve been waiting for you all my life,
I’ve dreamt that you are to be my wife”

She asked of him a simple request
That their wedding day be the best
She wanted Daddy there for that great day
For he would want to give his girl away

Of the proposal, in a letter he wrote
Then, her daddy sent back this proud note:
Till I can give away your hand,
Please wear dear Momma’s wedding band

But….news came the next day… a purchase was made….
The first of many from Big Jake to Jade
A small jade pendant strung upon a brass braid
Shaped in precision of a lone hand grenade

In memory of her daddy… and the lives he had saved
As he tossed a handful unto a firing brigade
…Time passed and upon a grave vows were made
While on a string were Momma’s ring and a piece of jade

Wedding guests please honor Daddy’s quest:
To give a needed hand with no regrets
This free and safe country Jade deserves
A man learns that who he love he serves

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